rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Wicked Clothes presents: the 'Fearful of the Night' Sweater!

"I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night."

Though commonly attributed to Galileo Galilei, this quote is actually from the poem The Old Astronomer by Sarah Williams.

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It’s always about, somehow, finding a part of myself that is relevant, and then turning the volume up on that particular part. So, I am all of the characters I’ve ever played, and I am none of them at the same time.” — Tom Hiddleston

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octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?" 

"Radical Carrot."

octibbles:

"What’s your favorite color?"

"Radical Carrot."

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greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

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thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain
Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine
Or
Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather


PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS
I REPEAT
PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

i didn’t fucking scale down a three story building for 46 notes

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

thedragonbornlives:

My sister locked me outside in the rain

Option A) Scale down the side of the building and risk breaking my legs and or spine

Or

Option B) wait until I get hypothermia so she can see how stupid it is to lock someone outside in cold, wet weather

image

PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

I REPEAT

PLAN A WAS A SUCCESS

i didn’t fucking scale down a three story building for 46 notes

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thecutestofthecute:

The world needs more English Bulldog cuteness.

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